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postress

postress (n.)-A female internet forum poster
iwascruel is Most Awesome postress...
by iwascruel July 22, 2008
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Naughty Priestess

Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.
There's nothing better than a Naughty Priestess to warm you up!
by Aetheri November 26, 2019
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Pimptress

A fairytale. A title usually given by a woman to herself in order for her to appear independent from men. Most "Pimpstresses" are known to fuck more than I do, only I make money out of fucking bootiful bootches, a "Pimpstress" will eat cum for free. This definiton is identical to that of whore.
That beezy said she was a "Pimptress" until Suga Bear overheard her making a mockery of his chosen profession. Shortly after the same "Pimptress" was seen selling her voluptuous vagina for Suga Bear at a rate of $50 for a handjob, $100 for a blowjob, and $300 for a half and half. Business boomed and Suga Bear was happy.
by Negro Sandia February 16, 2005
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Pimptress

A tru lil female who has game wit a capital "G" therefore a female who plays a pimp betta then any male that thinks he's a pimp or is a pimp.
Me N mah girls who got what they want when they want and it all comes naturally.....*holla
by Teresa b/k/a P!mptre$$ April 15, 2003
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perstressed

that feeling when you're stressed or anxious but you don't know why
I am perstressed, I've been worried all day but I don't know why.
by yaboyaki February 15, 2018
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priestess

1. A class on Ragnarok Online with sexy stockings and an innocent look just waiting to be corrupted 2. Food for Koei, the priestess eater, often found being dragged to Koei's room /gg
I'm hungry...I think I'll eat that priestess Mugi.
by Koei February 23, 2005
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pisstress

1. extreme urinary urgency and fear of possible incontinence.
2. anxiety re to: urinary drug screening
I felt brief pisstress, when I realized the bathroom door lock was jammed.
by sageAvice October 4, 2011
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