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A mix of Farsi and English, a "pichooner" is a person who often "pichoons" (or ditches) friends, class, or other activities.
Pichooner #1: "What's up pichooner?! Been to class lately?
Pichooner #2: No man! I never go!

Pichooner #1: "Hey, are you going to Tavo's birthday?!"
Pichooner #2: "No way! Everyone is pichooning him and going to taco Tuesday instead!"
pichooner by estherrus May 20, 2016
Related Words

PichiAvo 

That’s just a PichiAvo
PichiAvo by OlaAlfares July 7, 2020
Adjective

When someone uses another to get something or to get to someone else.
"I knew he/she was a picer. He/She was just trying to get to *said person or thing*"
Picer by Lego man² January 16, 2021

You picked the wrong house, fool! 

"You picked the wrong house, fool!" are the words spoken by Big Smoke as he proceeds to advance on CJ with a baseball bat. When he says this it makes virtually no sense so here's a good dumber-down for you:
YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL YOU CHOSE THE WRONG PROPERTY SIMPLETON YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO BURGLE THE INCORRECT ESTATE NINCONPOOP INEGLECT TO INFORM TO YOU THAT YOU APPEAR TO HAVE CHOSEN THE OPTION TO THE INCORRECT AREA OF PRIVATE PROPERTY AS IAM PRESENT AND READY TO STRIKE YOU WITH A LARGE WOODEN POLE USED IN THE VERY COMMON AMERICAN SPORT KNOW AS BASEBALL TO THE AFRICAN AMERICAN MALE WHO HAS APPEARED TO HAVE ENTERED THE HOUSEHOLD IN WHICH I AM CURRENTLY PRESENT I APPEAR TO HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO TRESSPASS INTO A VERY POOR CHOICE OF AVAILABLE HOUSES AS I AM HERE WITH A HEAVG BLUNT OBJECT AND COULD IFICHOOSE STRIKE YOU MULTIPLE TIMES UPON THE HEAD AND FACE WHICH WOULD UNDOUBTABLY CAUSE SERVERE AND POSSIBLY LETHAL INTERNAL BLEEDING WITH THIS INFORMATION BEING PRESENT I STRONGLY RECOMMEND THAT YOU LEAVE THIS HOME BEFORE THE SITUATION MUST BE ESCALATED ANY FURTHER
Big Smoke: "You picked the wrong house, fool!"
CJ: "Woah, Woah, Big Smoke its me, it's CJ!"

Pacheco Sneaker 

You take a dump in somebody's shoes without them knowing it, especially when they are passed out drunk.
After Ryan passed out, they drunk jenga'd him and gave him a pair of Pacheco Sneakers.
Pacheco Sneaker by TastyMcJuicy March 27, 2009

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL! 

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE, FOOL!

AY, AY AY AY! BIG SMOKE! IT'S ME, CARL! CHILL, CHILL!