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photosynthesis

The term that (usually) straight men use to hide the fact that they are cuddling with other men, even though it isn't gay to cuddle your male friends.
"I was photosynthesizing with my best friend earlier today"
"That must've been nice"
"It was, it left me calm, and emotionally stable"
"Maybe I should try out this photosynthesis some time"
by Cally Verbalation September 29, 2022
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Photosynthesis

The process that plants execute to create food from water, carbon dioxide, and sunlight. It’s products are oxygen and glucose.
That plant over there is undergoing photosynthesis! It’s so cool.
by tresdetaille June 20, 2023
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photosynthesis bisector

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis disector is bisected into fractionogonical chronollogically and split into synthetic compounds the bissector of photsynthesis will change the state of matter and reduce all particles of the photosynthesis
when the photosynthesis disector is ran, the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is put into the bisecting situational area to be perpendiculated and communism will heat the program to make the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process possible
to further understand the process of photosynthesis bisecting we use antidisestablishmentarianism to make the communism that heats the probing programic chip microscopically mentally stable. when the process of antidisestablishmentarianism is practiced, the heat of the communism may be able to reach the highest state the matter can photosynthesize to and it will disect
now basically
when you photosynthesize the bisector you can produce the unicelluar nova orgasmic organism. this is the other way around of photosynthesizing the perpendicularity of the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process. with this action, we can preform a satanic pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis operational pop gang and start the perpendiculatrity contrasted interlude
"Bro, last night I ran the Photosynthesis Bisector and it was so spicy that it perpendiculated and the smurf ejaculated on me."
by Wanker MuGee December 17, 2018
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Photosynthesis and chill

The tree version of netflix and chill. Usually used when two plants planted next to each other suddenly start having sex.
Five minutes into photosynthesis and chill, the mango tree groped the apple tree's ass.

Damn.

That's one horny tree.
by TheDestructinator June 1, 2016
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Photosynthesis(for cocks)

Photosynthesis is of the process by which green plants and some other organisms use sunlight to synthesize foods from carbon dioxide and water. But there is another. Photosynthesis can be used to enlarge a penis. Think about it. If bananas are curved up toward the sun they use photosynthesis. Therefore our cocks use photosynthesis as well because when we get hard our cocks point up. We can use photosynthesis to enlarge our penis. This has never been found out because we always have our boxers on. So men...time to increase our cock in size.
"yo bro have you done the new Photosynthesis(for cocks)"
"Naaaa bro Whatchu talkin bout fool"
"dude my cock just grew 8 inches in 3 hours!!!"
"NOOO WAYYYY HOWWWW"
" I SWEARR, u just have to pull it out in the sun"
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photosynthesis love

the love between a plant and its leaves
a geranium turning green becuase it loves its leaves ohhh so much
by The Mole & Charmole November 25, 2003
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Bisector of the Photosynthesis

The bisector of the photosynthesis is a term which describes photosynthesis, the process in which a plant makes food, being cut in half by a bisector. Most of the time it will correspond and go through the binaries.
The bisector of the photosynthesis is used in everyday life as if it was in the binary correspondents
by Mr. Bing Bong August 2, 2019
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