Phoner

When a phone, typically a cellular phone, is in a mans front pocket near his penis and a woman sees it and mistakes it for a boner.

"Wow your boner is huge", "no its just my phoner."

by eke_2010 May 12, 2009

Phoner

A interview with a major media outlet. Almost always done on an Iphone. As to show up other people.

Sue- "I've got a phoner in a bit. That's lingo for an interview with a major media outlet. I'll probably do it on my Iphone."

by Brad1497 September 29, 2009

Phoner

When your phone moves itself awkwardly towards your penis in your pocket.

"Dude, fix your pockets man, I can totally see your phoner"

by That one girl over there. October 20, 2009

Phoner

An erection caused by the vibration of a cell phone in one's pocket.

Dude I was almost asleep then my phone starts vibrating and it totally vibes on my balls just right and I pop the biggest fuckin phoner of my life. After I busted into my old sock I checked the missed calls and it was Grandpa Hershel. FUCKKKK!

by Andrew Flint October 24, 2007

Phoner

When on the phone, you get a boner. This can be spontaneous and happen without warning. The causes of a Phoner can be numerous. You could be daydreaming of the hot girl from your office, the wind could blow, or you could be interrupted while surfing your favorite sites.

I was talking to her on my iPhone and I got a mad Phoner.

by Dogma_Jones November 12, 2010

Phoner

A bulge in a pants pocket due to a cell phone.

Billy's phoner gave the ladies the wrong idea...

by adrizzle4rizzle December 28, 2005

Phoner

An erection gotten while talkinng with someone on the phone.

Dude Joanne had such a sexy voice she called me and I totally popped a phoner

by Mytummyhertz August 29, 2009