Phineas T. Ratchet

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF

"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"

by clotpole October 12, 2021

Phineas

an interesting person who everyone has a love and hate relationship with
super loud and probably a huge anime fan
very outspoken about certain topics
horny very horny

Girl 1; Hey isn't that the weird kid from ELA?
Girl 2; Yeah I think his name is Phineas

by kunaluvsyou May 9, 2022

Pull a Phineas

replying to something with or just saying “yes, yes we are” or “yes, yes it is”, which is a common quote from Phineas and Ferb’s titular characters.

Me after, (after not watching tv for years), hearing in a YouTube video in 2019 that Phineas and Ferb ended in 2015, and me wanting it to come back:

Me: “Aren’t you a little late to be wanting the show to resume?”
*proceeds to pull a phineas*
Also Me: “Yes, yes I am.”

by PhineasAndFerbFan March 3, 2019

Phineas and Ferb

The best show EVER.

Person 1: Have you seen Phineas and Ferb? It's amazing.
Person 2: Bow chika bow bow

by Iwanttosleep July 24, 2017

Phineas and Ferb

THERES 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUS TO END IT SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM WITH OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SEND IT

I love the show Phineas and Ferb

by Chonki February 5, 2021

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

Phineas Assfuck

A worthless, stupid, stubborn human being of the Protestant Evangelical or KJV fundamentalist variety. His head is so far up his own ass he doesn't realize how blind and moronic he is. Usually an online troll.

I'd love to debate the finer points of theology with you but you're being a little trolling Phineas Assfuck.

There's Phineas again, being the whiny Assfuck that he is.

by I mean, yeah November 2, 2018