pilchard

A word invented by Sarah Collins, when she grew tired of calling idiotic people 'Pillocks' and realised that Pilchard had the same effect.

Jamin you are such a Pilchard!!

by Julie Andrews February 20, 2005

Philharmonic

1. When a singer named Phil can't seem to find anybody to record with, and instead lays down his own vocal harmonies

Phil: It's just tough to find the right match.. sometimes you gotta trust the Philharmonic

by Yolliph July 15, 2010

Nepalese Pilchard Shite

The horrific and most problematic shit from the subcontinent that there is, usually it causes any unfortunate victims to get traumatic brain trauma and subsequently go into a coma. Can usually be found in corner shops from men called Durgesh.

"Hello Ankeet, I have just done the fiddly diddly Nepalese Pilchard Shite"
"Oololololol, I think I am doing the get the brain trauma Durgesh, you stinky boi boi"

by StinkyBoy556 March 20, 2019

Philharmonic

symphony orchestra

John served as a conductor for the philharmonic

by sukanya August 15, 2017

Philecia

Philecia is a wonderful, smart, caring ,loving individual and will go out of her way for you. Has the best sense of style and humor. Shy when you first meet her but is A LOAD OF FUN to be around. She knows how to have a good time. Loyalty runs in her blood and will cut you off in and instant if the trust is lost. You’re fortunate to have a Philecia in your life when you come across her. Can be an amazing mother. Is that strong friend out of the group that you might have to check up on at time. Has a lioness spirit

Philecia’s are always the fun friend,sibling, or cousin out of the group.

by Biscuitandgravy$ June 22, 2021

palecharlaphobia

fear of charlottes throwing up or fainting

i have palecharlaphobia

by palecharlaphobia January 14, 2023

PILCHARK

Unintelligent buffoon, apocalyptic dingleberry

Dominguez is a pilchark

by Jeremy pilcharkson July 11, 2024