Digger Phelps

An expression of displeasure or annoyance that something has gone horribly. This is based on the idea that Digger Phelps not only is a complete tool of a man, but when it comes to basketball, couldn't analyze his way out of a damp sheep.

The word 'Digger' is completely interchangeable with the word 'Fuck'. In times of over the top levels of failure, Digger Fucking Phelps may be used, abbreviated as DFP for texting.

This is the exact opposite of Jay Bilas

Guess what honey, you get to take me and my girlfriends shopping at the outlet stores this weekend!!!
<muttered> Digger!

Dad, I'm really sorry I got chocolate on your Peyton Manning jersey. It's OK though, cause it doesn't fit anymore...right?
Digger Phelps!

Dude, remember that time we had all the guys from the team over for that party and your mom was home? Yeah, we all banged her.
<shouted> Digger Fucking Phelps!

by CCBM ryoder April 16, 2013

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Done a Phelps

To day something that is too stupid to define, or to eat something you shouldn't

She just ate the bones in the pork ribs and thought is was a bit tough rather than realise her error "she's Done a Phelps again!"

by Shakey B September 21, 2017

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diggah phelps

Derived from ESPN sports ANALyst Digger Phelps. Means to have sweat glistening sex with a chick. Diggah(Dig her out) Phelps(Pussy).

Yo did you see Sarah!! I would definately diggah phelps.

by MarioH February 14, 2006

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Dirty Phelps

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013

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