PHart

someone who acts like their extremely smart, usually meaning they act like they have a PHD but they're actually really stupid. (pronounced f-uh-art with a prolonged 'f')

Kelly: Hey, look it's Taylor!
Danny: Ugh, don't talk to her, she's such a PHart in English today.
Kelly: Oh yeah? What did she do?
Danny: She started saying incorrect definitions to words

by Guy McCracken April 27, 2009

Phart

When your phone makes the sound of passing gas

My phone has been receiving pharts all day , been blowing up none stop

by M-ass-ter Gass-ass 2 May 29, 2017

phart

the acronym for Preety Hot And Really Tempting

hey i am so phart

by tbs311dc January 28, 2004

phart

The noise of a cell phone ringing at an inopportune moment.

(after cell phone rings in quiet meeting)

"Alright, who pharted?"

by MC Escher June 28, 2006

phart

a pussy fart

Sheila couldn't stop pharting after our marathon fuck session.

by Gorgone August 09, 2003

Phart

A portmanteau word combining "phone" and "art" to describe any piece of art created on a mobile phone.

"wow, your pharts are really extravagant and are overwhelming my senses!"

by Magicks January 09, 2012

cell phart

1. The auditory stench of having to listen to one side of another person's cell phone conversation.
2. The painful, grating, and taxing sound of a thoughtless an inconsiderate narcissistic cell phone-talking douchebag.

There is something about the wiring in the human brain that makes it unable to tune out just one side of a conversation. This makes a cell phart an unbearable odor, like when the neighborhood bully holds down a kid and blasts wind on his face.

by Eduardo Carrochio October 23, 2007