A word used to say an old classmate had intercourse with a former teacher. It's origin is from the word "Pamphlet" in the sense that the teacher is the pamphlet, and is filled with knowledge, and the classmate "picked up" the pamphlet. The re-arranged letters makes it sound dirtier though.
Student 1: "Hey, you know how I said I saw our old teacher in the bar last night?"
Student 2: "Yeah, why?"
Student 1: "Well, Phamplet"
Student 1: "No way! High-Five!"
Student 2: "Yeah, why?"
Student 1: "Well, Phamplet"
Student 1: "No way! High-Five!"
by Barton Allen August 9, 2012
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Get the Phamhong Fur mug.When a female human has an exuberant amount of upperlip hair.
They typically will attract desperate male humans.
They typically will attract desperate male humans.
by Terrible Matador January 3, 2010
Get the Phamhong Phur mug.1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"
OR
Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..
Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?
Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?
Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
OR
Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..
Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?
Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?
Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
by blingblingwanksta June 29, 2004
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Phaph is MUCH better than Poof.
Phaph is MUCH better than Poof.
by StupidLittleWhiteGirl December 27, 2010
Get the Phaph mug.The original 4 Pamphleteers (or 4P's as they're better known) set up this club after the recent pamphlet outbreak that occured on the weekend of the 11th August within the catchment of London.
It is a place where people can come together and discover the power of the pamphlet to change their lives in so many ways... The may be small books but they have BIG ideas.
It is a place where people can come together and discover the power of the pamphlet to change their lives in so many ways... The may be small books but they have BIG ideas.
"The pamphleteer club introduced me to small informative publications with exactly the perfect ammount of information on the dangers of eating dry brown bread with an equally dry mouth, i will be forever grateful... power to the pamphlet" (anon, London catchment)
by Phil Watkinson August 19, 2007
Get the The Pamphleteer Club mug.To slowly invade the genitalia of someone of the opposite sex. Usually done in an alluring manner, traditionally on a bed, but certain persons prefer the use of the bathtub (a large porcelain structure with a sunken base used for bathing).
Jacob: Oh yeah, I met a girl last night and I think I'm going to pamph her now.
Chris: Good on you, mate
Chris: Good on you, mate
by The Pamphlettes March 13, 2011
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