phalangeal penetration

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"
"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."
by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008
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Regina Phalange

Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.
CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you
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phalange fusion

The act of two or more males engaging in the act of placing their penises parallel to each other and simultaneously penetrating any orifice (i.e. mouth, vagina, anus), thus creating a fusion of their sexual phalanges.
I had such a great time with Suzy and Jonno last night, Jonno and I phalange fusioned Suzy so hard in her pussy it took a whole day to retract.
by phalangefusion January 31, 2017
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Regina Phalange

Pheobe Buffay's fake name in the best comedy tv show FRIENDS.

Latin for "Finger Queen"
Pheobe: Hello im Regina Phalange. PHALANGE.
by Xahtep April 01, 2018
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Regina Phalange

1. A pseudonym that Pheobe on Friends used.

2. BBC's Nazi mamma, also known as the ultimate bitch who thinks she's God's gift to mankind.
Regina Phalange · Pass a Note!
Updated 9 minutes ago

livesonchocolate - there is nothing condescending about using "LOL" and ????. I used those to express the way that I was feeling at the time which was really surprised and laughing like crazy. Those fit the bill. Actually by definition the person that I was responding to was the one being condescending. Her words meet the definition if anyone wants to bust out the dictionary AGAIN on this thread - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^see, ultimate bitch
by Annoyed onlooker May 06, 2009
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fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play
Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.
by poopyhands September 05, 2007
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metatarsal phalangic duo

When your whole foot including toes are licked then sucked.
Dude just did the metatarsal phalangic duo on my girl last night...boner explosion 💣
by Techniques69 October 11, 2020
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