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pg-13'ed

Verb: To translate; Taking extremely offensive language and translating it into a socially acceptable (PC) version of said language.
Pre-translation: Hey Assfucker, gimme the watch or I'll skull-fuck your granny!
Post-translation: Excuse me good sir, what is the time?

Pre-translation: So I was saying to my hoe, "bitch, get off of your hairy goat ass and go get me some mutha-fuckin corn flakes"
Post-translation: So I was saying to Molly, "Honey, would you get me some cereal?"

Pre-Translation: So I was fucking my girls mom, when in walks her brother, takes off his pants and lays his dick on my shoulder.
Post-Translation: Yeah...umm...this hits too close to home... I'll pass on this...
by frostedchaos.com August 30, 2004
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PG-13 dump

A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.
"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."

"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008
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pg-13

Man, you are one PG-13.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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PG-13

The most widely misused rating in the MPAA. Nearly 75% of movies that are rated PG-13 ought to be rated R, instead.
The Dark Knight is rated PG-13, but should be rated R for the violence.
by mustangmummustang February 23, 2018
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PG 13 dick pic

A photo of a penis that is perfectly defined through clothing; erect or otherwise.
He sent me a PG 13 dick pic.
by Hot Chopper July 13, 2024
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PG-13 Pander

When a movie that has mature source material or had previous movies meant for mature audiences by having an "R" rating. To then be dumbed down to a "PG-13" rating in order to pander to a larger audience of teens and tweens, while excluding the actual audience of fans that want the movie to be rated as its source material or previous movie ratings intended. This move is solely used to make a mature property more profitable as a movie, but usually does the opposite since they lost their actual audience's wallets trying to create their own intended audience.
" I cant believe they made super evil spider clowns 2 PG-13 even though the previous one rated R. I'm sick of the PG-13 Pander."
by Globinboopin October 7, 2024
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