Pazzled

A professional call duty player he’s one of the best on the sticks

Pazzled

by Pazzled November 1, 2019

Puzzled

The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*

Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin

by Workatrollics November 26, 2019

Puzzled

When you’re waiting on an Amazon return to be credited to your account so you can buy something else but by the time you add your new item to cart your wife has already spent the credit.

I’m puzzled as to why the credit is not reflecting on the checkout.
Never mind… I see what she did

by The wulf December 3, 2021

pizzled

being so puzzled you piss yourself

“i just pizzled myself”
“happens to the best of us”

by snail.lord October 1, 2022

Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018