aww petunia.

i wreaked my truck.
-aww petunia.
by Brooke Wright. November 23, 2009
mugGet the aww petunia.mug.

mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
by B*RAD May 22, 2014
mugGet the mold on your petuniamug.

scattering my petunias

When someone is scattering you petunias, they leave you unsure if you want to cuddle with them and sing cheesy love songs or fuck them until they can't remember which way is up.
Damn, Isley looks so fine in that sweater she's scattering my petunias.
by yillenahoolahey September 22, 2014
mugGet the scattering my petuniasmug.

petunia ball sack head

petunia has shaved her head and now it's a ballsack
"hey, is that petunia ball sack head!?"
by dragon_kingtv October 22, 2017
mugGet the petunia ball sack headmug.

Petunia

Look at that petunia!”
by Chocka flocka May 28, 2018
mugGet the Petuniamug.

Petunia

A word that is expressed shortly after farting, can be followed by a rating of said fart.
Petunia, probably a 30/70
by Yo M0M August 9, 2021
mugGet the Petuniamug.

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