Pete

a man whore who doesn't get hot girls. the only girls that find him attractive are whores. petes are usually tall with an oddly shaped, but big penis. a pete likes to have sex with any girl he lays eyes upon, but never does. easily spotted by two buck teeth. gotta love him

Yo dog, Pete is such a man whore.

Did Pete just stick his head in that girl's vagina?

by Abraham Lincoln1 September 25, 2010

Pete

adj: the act of thrust fucking anything that moves with a large enough hole

Did you see that guy Pete?!

Man that guy needs to stop peteing

by herblax11 March 16, 2009

Pete

Short for Peter. Peters don't tent to response to diminutive forms of their name, but they also don't overcompensate with self-promotion, such as diminutive Pete does.

"So what did you think of Pete in bed?"
"I know how he is in bed. That's why I call him Peter."

by enkephalin07 March 4, 2022

Pete

Nicotine addict.

Hits vapes constantly and also fiends burgers such as the Beefy Pete.

Yo Pete, pass me the vape g you've been hitting it for 20 minutes.

by zongcunt June 10, 2019

Pete

A hardcore motherfucker from CT.

See hardcore

"Holy shit, Pete just ran rather quickly, headfirst into that large wall comprised of hard stuff - mostly concrete!"

"Damn, he's so hardcore."

by Comosexual July 16, 2008

Pete

A person who asks a very obvious or stupid question

Does Messi play soccer?no pete he plays netball with his feet

by Weaklike7days June 24, 2017

Pete

A teenage or prepubescent male with a high voice who likes to play video games online.

I played Left 4 Dead online with a Pete last night. He was so annoying.

by Reginald B. Skipworth November 23, 2009