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petinis

It may be small, but at least he knows how to use his petinis.
by Miss Satan November 20, 2011
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Petinis

A petite penis. A compact cock. A tiny tinkler. A diminutive dick. A shrimpy schlong. A small sausage. A miniscule meatstick. A baby boner. A runty Richard. A humble hard-on. A paltry pecker. A wee weiner. A dainty ding dong. A junior johnson. A microscopic member.
"Samson the poodle has small dick. It's a petinis."
by ButIamPagliacci September 2, 2014
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All my niggas wife when they get that good PUTANI
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petaia

last name given to people that are extemaly hot, beautiful, awsome.
wow shes fine she must be a petaia.
man i wish there were sum petaia's around.
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Peanits

Girl: I want more peanuts!
Guy: You want more peanits?
Girl: Yes!
Uncle: -zip-
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Anya Petain

A swedish prostitute, well known on the streets since 1996. She was approached in 2009 by a model management company, and her career took off. She is a very successful supermodel, and has appeared in many campaigns for famous designers.
The success story of Anya Petain is so inspiring. I wish that would happen to me.
by flavorflaaaaaav August 28, 2011
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mold on your petunia

can be used to describe a nasty woman's genitalia, as in mold found in a nasty bathroom or kitchen,

can also be used as a question to let others around know the person is being moody for reasons not caused or involved with the much like how one may ask if you have sand in your vagina. using the phrase this way works on both male and female partys
EXAMPLE 1.
Guy one: No way I'd hit that!

Guy two: I know right I bet she has mold on her Petunia

EXAMPLE 2.
The man at the post office was a real jerk today; I asked him whats your deal do you have Mold on your petunia?
by B*RAD May 22, 2014
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