pes laul

A Les Paul Standard with the neck and head as the body and the body as the neck and the head.

I love my new PES LAUL!!!

by guitargod900 July 1, 2011

Pes Master SHIT!

someone who thinks they are tank at a game (such as CoD) and is actually shit

Jon: Wow, Jamie thinks he's so good at CoD but he just got 4 kills to 23 deaths!
Ayrden: Ahaha, I bet he feels like a right Pes Master Shit!!

by jonjon6 May 9, 2010

PES out

To "PES out" is to partake in a session of the videogame Pro Evolution Soccer.

yo, i'm off now, gonna PES out

time to PES out

i'll be back later, PESing out.

by Kempo August 3, 2006

PES Fanboy

1. A person who rants and raves about PES Soccer/Football games regardless of the games shortcomings. Usually hostile towards anyone suggesting either another game like FIFA or towards one pointing out the flaws in the game using emotion rather then logic to make arguments.

Greg: I think that PES's pacing is a little to fast and unrealistic.
Jim: You're wrong PES is so like real football.
Greg: Such a PES fanboy

by DirkXXVI March 4, 2009

pes mot

pes mot is define when someone that he or she is acting like he or she has a period

person 1 ; lets go to eat kfc
person 2; no re i have aids, i am pes mot

by gcsc school of carrers October 14, 2020

oral whore-pes sore

This is the term used for a common cold sore found on the mouth of a male or female (most often found on the lower lip of boys) that is obtained by having gone down on too many people.

Getting too much strange and being embarrassed because it shows up on your face.

Most often those with herpes of the mouth tend to blame it on stress.

Hey babe, we can't make out today and don't get too close I have a cold sore. I've been really stressed out lately.

I think you mean to say that you have an oral whore-pes sore. Douche-bag!

by cleangirlpure-fect September 20, 2013

faux pes

literally false foot. Used in the phrase on the faux pes, meaning at a disadvangage.

Do not eff and blind too much. You may end up being caught on the faux pes by your friends, tarnishing your hard-earned image.

by uttam maharjan July 25, 2010