John: Did you know Kevin is in the hospital
Ben: NOO??!!? What happened
John: He ate a peruvian puff pepper and his kidney shut down
Ben: NOO??!!? What happened
John: He ate a peruvian puff pepper and his kidney shut down
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The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.
The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.
Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.
The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.
Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.
Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.
The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.
Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.
The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.
Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.
Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
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You invite a whole group of Peruvians to a party, telling them it is at 6 in the evening, and they will start showing up at 9.
by stef*nix December 8, 2018
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by BigdaddD April 29, 2021
Get the Dirty Peruvian mug.A person born in Peru. People vary in looks dramatically. Many are indigenous people, others are mestizo mix of Spanish and Indigenous people and many mixed with Europeans as well as Chinese. This result is very exotic looking people. I'd say the main difference from all the other South american people is that I've noticed many are bright and quite intellectual...smart people. They are also passionate and love to laugh and push you to your limits as well. Some are so passionate that they appear stubborn. Many of the women can seduce you with with their rare blend of beauty as well as their wit. (Proceed with caution, as they can steal your heart) The food is the best in all of South America due to it fine seaport. The country is very densely populated compared to its neighbor and it is incredibly beautiful.In Arequipa the people are highly intelligent and since its location is rather isolated by the foot of a mountain and high latitude it hasn't been mixed with many other people. The Spanish Conquistadors ruled all of South America from there for almost 400 years so perhaps that explains why most of the extremely bright people come from there. Spain sent it's best physicians , lawyers and writers there for 400 years so that explains the difference.
Their unique combination of exotic beauty and brains is difficult, if not impossible to resist. Trust me on this! Proceed with caution, you won't know what hit you! Peruvians girls can break your heart, but you will never forget them, ever. It can be bittersweet. Considered yourself warned. I heard John Wayne married a Peruvian woman and he loved her so much( she was hot). Out of all of South America, Peru has the most world Universe beauty winners. Yes, more than Venezuela. I've also heard Peruvian men are very charming and bright as well from my American girl friends.
by WorldBanker70 January 22, 2012
Get the peruvian mug.Most lit people you'll ever meet . Peruvians are cool af and they sure know how to throw parties and dance to salsa, merengue, huayno, bachata, festejo,and so many more type of dances. They're known as the most loyal fans when it comes to national soccer games. If they win or loose , they will still be proud af to be Peruvian. If you've never met a Peruvian in yo life ... wateryoudoing !? Some Peruvian girls are hot like a Peruvian puff pepper but sadly some look like potatoes. Don't date a guy from El Callao because they're mas achorados que la ptm. If you loose a Peruvian friend in yo life please accept a huge L .
Mexicans: " how many world cups have y'all won?"
Peruvians: "how bitchy can someone be?!"
Mexicans: " that's what I thought"
Peruvians: " that 7-0 tho" *drops mic*
Mexicans: *cries in Spanish*
Peruvians: "how bitchy can someone be?!"
Mexicans: " that's what I thought"
Peruvians: " that 7-0 tho" *drops mic*
Mexicans: *cries in Spanish*
by Mas peruana que la csm February 6, 2017
Get the Peruvian mug.The ancient Incan art of pounding 'dåt püssy' so hard hay blood explodes out the anus attracting every alpaca within 100 miles.
My Peruvianpounder last night was so great that there were alpacas standing outside my house in the morning.
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