Monkey in a person suit

A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.

Paris Hilton is a monkey in a person suit. Hell you can see the zip.

Monkey in a person suit by Elburno October 3, 2011

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

National kiss a short person day

September 19 is national kiss a short person day meaning you can kiss any short person you want

Hey mike it’s national kiss a short person day. Get over here you midget.

National kiss a short person day by Benitez69 September 18, 2022

National Kick a short person day

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

National Kick a short person day by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Beat a Straight Person Day

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

Beat a Straight Person Day by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

A Shady Person

A completely random person crapping in a porta-potty.

I saw a shady person's crap last night.

A Shady Person by Dood Veed April 10, 2017

Throw A short person day

november is a day made for people to throw short people. you qualify as short if you are 5’4 and under. good luck soldiers

“it’s november 16th, come here for a second”
“why”
“happy Throw A short person day”
“oh”
“yeet”

Throw A short person day by steamsteambox June 9, 2021