pepperoni theory

When somone is in a relationship and one of them doesn’t like pepperoni on their pizza, so they give it to their partner who likes pepperoni.

Partner 1: “ugh I don’t like pepperoni on my pizza”
Partner 2: “give it to me.”
Random: “oh you guys fit into the pepperoni theory!”

by forg1 December 19, 2022

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arabian pepperoni

Mike Shannon's shit pile on flat rocks in the middle of nowhere for his own amusement
Also found on the knipple glacier

Snowcat Operator: Hey did you see that Arabian pepperoni on the glacier today?

Hoe operator: ya that boy needs some fibre, eh?

by Canned Salmon October 23, 2013

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Related Words

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Tony Pepperoni

One with the Deli of Majestic meats. Specializes in Pepperoni and always supports the Sausage Fest of 2014.

1. Whoa man look it's Tony Pepperoni wasn't just at the world famous sausage fest?

2. Hey isn't that the same Tony Pepperoni that the Barringtons used to find there lost son Beary Barrington? The one who the Country Bears weren't going to play the show without?

3. Jonny: Hey isn't that Tony Pepperoni?

Tony: Forget about it.

by ByoneamazingTonyPepperoni April 25, 2014

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Chest Pepperoni

(n) a nipple
plural: chest pepperonis

So I heard Linda flashed you her chest pepperoni last night.

by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009

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Pepperonism

The religion of worshipping the supremacy of pepperoni and pizza, and worshipping the great Lord Pepsus Crust. After death, people become pepperoni. Followers of this religion are known as pepperonites.

Bob: Hail Lord Pepsus. Hail Lord Pepsus. Pepperoni can do anything.

Joe: Must be that new Pepperonism religion thing going around.

by sbd01 February 8, 2015

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