pengting

a bootiful wun on da streets

"look at that pengting!"

by I Love Shrek 69 September 17, 2018

penisinbuttitis

A deadly disease.
Symptoms: heavenly butthole itch, anal pain, rashes around pubic area, death.
Can only be cured by playing Xbox with the boys

Dude 1:bruh I have penisinbuttitis

Dude 2: bruh go play some xbox before you die!

by Bruhmeister February 24, 2020

penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

Penising

The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.

Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...

'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?

Sometimes this place is just so penising.

I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.

by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004

pensing

to be pensive

i"m pensing.

by kinkydink June 10, 2011

Pesting

To offer one's affection to a member of the opposite sex in a rather blunt and direct manner.

Last night, he was pesting a well fit bird...

by Bara-jar February 12, 2006

Peniswangchung

The penis of a very large and apish like animal called a Wangchung. The penis ranges from 16-37 inches long (non-erect.

I have a Peniswangchung

by PLW January 30, 2009