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Stealing Pencils

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019
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penology

Penology is a section of criminology that deals with the philosophy and practice of various societies in their attempts to repress criminal activities, and satisfy public opinion via an appropriate treatment regime for persons convicted of criminal offenses.

Penology is concerned with the effectiveness of those social processes devised and adopted for the prevention of crime, via the repression or inhibition of criminal intent via the fear of punishment. The study of penology therefore deals with the treatment of prisoners and the subsequent rehabilitation of convicted criminals. It also encompasses aspects of probation (rehabilitation of offenders in the community) as well as penitentiary science relating to the secure detention and retraining of offenders committed to secure institutions.
Penology concerns many topics and theories, including those concerning prisons (prison reform, prisoner abuse, prisoners' rights, and recidivism), as well as theories of the purposes of punishment (deterrence, retribution, incapacitation and rehabilitation). Contemporary penology concerns itself mainly with criminal rehabilitation and prison management. The word seldom applies to theories and practices of punishment in less formal environments such as parenting, school and workplace correctional measures.
by yyuryyubicuryy4me August 12, 2018
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Pencilvania

The American state just south of the New England region where graphite-cored writing-instruments are manufactured.
I was helping my elderly aunt to tidy up the basement in her Susquehanna County summer-house, and I came across a jumbled desk-drawer partly full of shiny new yellow and orange “erasable No. 2’s”; I joked with her that I’d "finally found the pencils in Pencilvania”.
by QuacksO November 8, 2018
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Zi Magic Pencil

Zi Magic Pencil is zi best pencil that likes to go crazy. This pencil is the craziest pencil you'll ever meet in your whole entire life. Zi Magic Pencil is loved because it writes for you and does all your homework. Zi Magic Pencil's code name is KA.
"I really want Zi Magic Pencil!" - SunnyD123
by Za Master December 19, 2019
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pencil neck geek

1. A grit-eatin' freak

2. A scum suckin' pea-head with a lousy physique

3. A one man, no good, losing streak.
When I was a child, Fred Blassie's song "Pencil Neck Geek" scared the holy shit out of me, probably because I am one.
by bingobastard August 27, 2009
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pencil pusher

Someone who works in an incredibly boring job. Most likely the person themselves also exudes extreme boringness. I.e. an accountant, or one whose job is meaningless, and invites people that have no personalities to join and TALK.
Wow, CAN I BE an accountanct - you guys get to work AND train AND get paid WELL. And to top it all off, you guys are INTERESTING....tell me MORE!!!!
by Vinski August 4, 2004
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penroll

young, fake tanned, orange, teenage chavvy girls wearing tracksuits, thinking they are bad because they know some one a year above them at school.
Paige Perry-Daniels is a penroll.
by Lewis Badlington January 1, 2009
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