Pence

The cremated products of an abortion. Usually the cremated remains are of miscarriages that happened so early women didn't even realize they were pregnant, aka cremated menstruation blood.

I just picked up my pence that week. My lawyer said the court needs to have my pence for evidence because my period was 2 weeks late.

by Periodsforpence November 19, 2016

pence

Gay slang: to lick the ejaculate off your partners buttocks after pulling out. Especially popular in the upper midwest.

Wow, dude, the sex was amazing, but then he totally start to pence me, and that was just a little too kinky for me. At least he didn't go for the santorum.

by IndyStarlet April 1, 2015

Pence

To sword fight with your penis.
Also the Vice President of the United States.

Hey Jon, I see you have to take a piss as well, would you like to have a sword fight? We could "Pence"

by Dipshitty417 March 29, 2017

Pence

An ignorant, homophobic, judgmental, self centered, corrupt Jesus freak who thinks he is more superior than We the people; because he's a bitch

"That preacher guy is such a Pence. "
That idiot is actin' like a Pence

by Leo Might March 22, 2018

pence

(v.) To constrict one's sphincter.

She tapped me on the shoulder and I reflexively penced.

OR

I'm almost done, just let me pence off this turd.

by JohnnySwitchblade June 6, 2017

pence

to pick up or meet up at a particular location and time to go somewhere else.

I'll pence you at 1800 to go to the movies

by J. Moreno April 10, 2008

Pence

P-utrid
E-dgy
N-eurotic
C-razy
E-gotist

Pence is the Vice-President for Trump.

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog November 6, 2020