Penged

To screw up even worse than expected...especially when people already assume you are going to screw up pretty badly.

I am a complete moron and people expected my invention not to work. However, I penged and not only did it not work, it blew up and killed an orphan in the process.

by Johnny 1 Ball January 5, 2011

panced

Panced is the act of violently removing the pants of a friend in front of a crowd to lower his self-esteem. Pancing is more effective when the victim has no underwear. Pancing is best done in the Fall.

Heidi panced Mike in the evening by the fire. His lack of underwear made his man-junk pop out for all to see. Heidi's tears of laughter prevented her from seeing the junk. She was also rolling on the ground.

by rod_permadur September 20, 2020

Edge pence

it basicly means 50p because it is a coin that is quite edged.

yo blud, set me edge pence innit?

by krazy kenny November 8, 2005

mentally peaced

When you take a mental break....i.e peace mentally
when you go to sleep
when you are off task
day dreaming
checked out mentally

im mentally peacin
im gonna go mentally peace
dude i was totally mentally peaced

by jinasbff December 3, 2009

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

by Just a Pastafarian March 6, 2017

Mike Pence

A secret lair for flies

The flies flew to Mike Pence

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 12, 2020