Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.

"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."

by Terminological inexactitude September 18, 2013

Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.

Trump had the election stolen from him. No way I'm gonna support Pedo Joe and the Nappy Headed Hoe

by TommyNoleBuc June 6, 2021

comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

Pedonecrophilia

The love or need to have sex with dead children.

Did you here what Jimmy did to his sister that got hit by a truck? It was Pedonecrophilia!

by BumbleBean :D June 8, 2016

pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by MarlboroPozPig May 18, 2018

Pedo Joe

The depressing end result of creepy obsessive hatred against Donald Trump.

Cuck with Pronouns in Bio: We need Four More Years of Pedo Joe!!
Reasonable Person: You sure? Didn't that senile idiot wreck our economy, open our border to the cartels, leave our people to die in Afghanistan, and let Russia invade Ukraine?
Cuck with Pronouns in Bio: Yeah maybe I guess. But that's still not as bad as all those mean tweets from Orange Man.

by HonestyKing May 26, 2023

Pedonoona

A combination of the word pedophile and noona (a Korean word referring to an older girl), a pedonoona is an older woman or girl who is interested in a young male idol in an inappropriate and sexual way.

Woman: I just saw Teen Top's "No More Perfume" video, I think I'm officially a pedonoona now. I could ignore it when it was just Taemin, but Niel's only SIXTEEN!

by candycakies July 31, 2011