peanut butter

a creamy delight sold in grocery stores commonly used in sandwiches and yummy chocolate candies.

My mum bought Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

peanut butter

Lubricious, creamy, delicious, and, most importantly, "spreadable"

Alyssa is one fine, peanut butter ho

by nautilus_shore May 23, 2010

peanut butter

leather interior in your pimp ride

"if you pushin candy color with buttah on cuttas" you ballin, houston style

by H- Town Representa!! August 22, 2003

peanut butter

A delicious substance made out of ground peanuts. Mad good with chocolate.

I put some peanut butter on my oreo cookies. Mmm mmm, motherfuckah.

by Really Bad Poetry April 10, 2005

PEANUT BUTTERS

WHEN YOU SIT ON THE POT AND PUSH LIKE MAD AND ALL THAT COMES IS A THICK PASTEY BROWN NUTTY TAFFY ROPE AND WHEN YOU WIPE YOUR STINK BUTTON IT NEVER COMES CLEAN SO YOU RESORT TO A WET NAP THEN YOU HAVE TO WIPE ONE MORE TIME TO DRY YOUR ASS BYE THIS TIME YOU HAVE IRRITATED YOUR SHITTER AND ARE BACK ON THE CRAPPER FOR A SECOND GO AROUND ITS FKN MADDENING THATS THE PEANUT BUTTERS ITS THICK PAINFUL AND IT NEVER QUITS

MAN MY POO HOLE ACHES IVE BEEN UP ALL NITE WITH THE FILTHY PEANUT BUTTERS I RAN OUT OF ASS WIPE SO I USED AN OLD SOCK I WAS SO TIRED I FLUSHED IT WHAT A MISTAKE I HAD A MAJOR SHIT FLOOD KANKLE DEEP I SAID FK IT AND WENT TO BED WET FEET AND ALL

by shannon motowakan October 13, 2011

Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird

the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing

by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019

peanut butter

A type of lubricant used for cowboy gay sex.
Just spread between the buns.
SODOMI.

Jason: hey mike, come join me in bed.
Mike: yeh let me just get the peanut butter.

by Michelle Widjaja April 15, 2008