by Ketchup P. July 16, 2006
The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow night when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul March 29, 2005
bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic
paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.
by syphilis queen June 22, 2023