John Paul Jones

The legendary bassist of Led Zeppelin. Along with Jimmy Page, he was a founding member and integral part of the group (many people inaccurately give credit of the formation to Jimmy Page and Robert Plant). John Paul's musical talent pertains not only to the bass guitar, but also the mandolin and keyboards. He is also talented in the studio, working as producer and musical arranger for many other groups including the Rolling Stones. After Led Zeppelin's disbandment in 1980, John Paul has enjoyed a successful solo career. Quiet and down to earth, his contributions to rock are many times overlooked, mainly because he does not have a gimmick to net publicity; he simply plays for the love of the music. Sadly, people do not realize greatness when they see it. With such attributes, John Paul Jones is possibly one of the most talented people in music, and easily the most underrated musician today.

"I'm glad my friends finally remembered my phone number." - John Paul Jones after finally reuniting with Led Zeppelin at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after being snubbed for Unledded ( a band created by Page and Plant).

by Rob L. October 21, 2004

John Paul Jones

The bassist for your ear pussies. See also Jesus of music.

Damn dude, when I heard John Paul Jones it felt like Jesus inside of my ear pussy.

by sackbaker August 14, 2010

John Paul Stevens

A Supreme Court justice older than the known universe.

Damn, John Paul Stevens makes John McCain look like a carefree teenager!

by Stevensfan March 7, 2009

John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.

After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin

by Little Walken December 24, 2010

dirty john paul

inserting your entire body into a women's anus and spinning rapidly till one of the participants is dead

I'm gonna have a dirty john Paul with your mum.

by ajmxd August 8, 2021

John Paul Jones

Father of the American navy, and captain of the Bonhomme Richard. He is known for uttering the infamous words "I have not yet begun to fight" when asked if he surrendered by captain of the Serapis.

Me: "Have you ever heard of John Paul Jones?"

Friend: "Like, the bassist from Led Zeppelin?"

Me: "No, the Scottish sex god of naval warfare."

Friend: "Oh yeah, what a total badass."

by NotYetBeguntoFight July 28, 2011

John Paul II

A good pope. I am a sympothizer with Marxist principals, but I admire him a lot. He fought corruption, capitalism, and Iraq. He was a good Pope, and even though I disagree with him on gay marriage, he at least was for treating gays like Human beings. And he was against Aparteid.

We need more Pope John Paul IIs!

by Catholiccommunist April 26, 2006