pissantery

1. Worthless, petty, contemptible behavior(s) concerned with the insignificant.
2. The arguments made when taking an intentionally absurd, unreasonable, and ire-provoking position on a given topic.

The Trump administration has taken pissantery to soaring new heights in the first 6 months of his presidency.

by flooglehousen August 19, 2017

en passant

A form of “cropdusting”, en passant is when someone farts just before passing someone either going up or coming down the stairs or escalator.

Oh, he got me en passant! My mouth was open and everything!

by TheChessmaster August 11, 2021

Passants

Acute, intense, instantaneous and explosive diarrhea that manifests itself without warning. The word is derived from the utterance, “Oh Passant!” Upon the onset of this affliction.

“Is Jimmy coming to the game tonight?”
“No, I heard he has the passants so he’s staying home.
“That’s funny, he was fine a half hour ago. Must have been those hot dogs he ate.”

by Redjack October 2, 2018

Dark Passanger

A inner sub conscience, that comes out when feeling a threat. When taking substances the dark passenger has been know to come out of the mind of a Dirty Curty.

When thinking of having a fuck the dark passanger fights the Dirty Curty.

by Mr Bellchamber October 5, 2011

pasante

A word for the day after tomorrow

Mom: what are you doing tomorrow?
Me: just playing video games
Mom: what about pasante
Me: going to a bar with my friends

by TheLilDevilBoi October 17, 2019

Passant

The most retarded girl you will ever meet in your life, she thinks shes a big shot and hot when she actually isnt. Despite all that she has a sexy brother.

You're such a passant you stupid whore

by RatioThen April 26, 2022

Passant

acting as a concerned citizen, most likely working for the ÖVP (austrian people's party) with racist takes about random neighborhoods in vienna

The passant explained how the neighborhood changed for the worse since syrians and afghans opened up shop.

by GrafTwerk March 29, 2023