Human Parking Cone

When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them.

You can find a human parking cone at New York's hottest club, Blitzen!

by RedAckbar December 14, 2010

Imvu Parking

Having your avatar in a chat room for a long period of time without speaking.

Can you stop Imvu Parking!

by shwaggatshwaggat June 22, 2013

Parinaz

One of the most beautiful spices in universe that always put others before herself but when it comes to her, others do not appreciate her like she deserves... Her last known location is in shiraz so if you found her try to never lose her

Wow that girl is parinaz, i wish her the best.

by Some guy who knows a parinaz June 10, 2019

Pervinity

When a person makes you lose your innocence and you start to be perverted.

Nicki made Robert lose his pervinity, now Robert won't stop talking about sexual activities.

by TheSexPredator August 28, 2010

parking the squid

Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!

by Bill Hagger January 28, 2016

Sinatra Parking

When you park your car right next to the place where you are going.

We scored Sinatra Parking last night at the AppleBees. We were right in front of the door!

by Ima Hack September 9, 2009

Baltimore Parking Spot

A "Baltimore Parking Spot" is anywhere you damn well please as long as you put your hazard flashers on and remain oblivious to the lane of traffic you've just shut down.

Don't worry yo, I'll get me a Baltimore Parking Spot while you go inside and find your stash.

by Robert Hawk December 23, 2009