When family comes over to your house to visit and their car blocks your access to move your vehicle to get away.
by Masterofnone76 February 22, 2017
Get the Parked inmug. to have sex in a car
by tonigreen April 9, 2006
Get the parkmug. Being put in your place after being dissed. When you get back at somebody because of dissing or through joking and you are told "you got served," aka parked.
Nancy: "Jess, you couldn't add even if you had the calculator solve the problem for you!"
Nate: "Damn, you just got parked!"
Nate: "Damn, you just got parked!"
by Nathaniel Szkil January 6, 2008
Get the parkedmug. by hootie and the ruckers August 10, 2014
Get the Park Itmug. by FrozestyZombieYT April 5, 2019
Get the park itmug. A park is a common place where people go to walk, play, or catch the sun. It's normally a playground for younger children.
by Juicey Juise March 27, 2007
Get the Parkmug. When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.
This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.
LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?
LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!
LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?
LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.
Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.
LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!
LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?
LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.
Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.
LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!
by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010
Get the parkingmug.