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parentheses

Punctuation that some duh-weebs are starting to include in the spelling of the "words" they define.
Even if some other duh-weeb would bother to look up the definition of your personal name, do you really think he's going to include a parenthetical phrase when he's spelling it?
by Downstrike October 7, 2004
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Philadelphia Phrench Kiss

When two people spread their butts apart and go back to back, rubbing said butts together in a kissing fashion.
Dude, Justin got so drunk last night that he performed the Philadelphia Phrench Kiss with sister!
by miguel_sanchez_1 March 7, 2012
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parenther

a parenther is like a gender neutral version of "momther," also meaning "parent friend."

somebody being a parenther describes a person who takes care of their friend group, making sure everybody goes to bed on time, drinks plenty of water, takes their meds, etc. and would never do anything to harm a loved one.
person 1: i regret letting you be my parenther
person 2: well its too late now. :)
by holly's totally legal anon September 22, 2020
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manned parenthood

Person A: Hey man, I think you spilled glue all over the kitchen floor during arts and crafts night.

Person B: Dude, it wasn't arts and crafts night....and that's not glue. Don't go crab walking in there unless you want to get pregmant.

Person A: Oh snap! Too late. I better get myself to manned parenthood.
by the teej April 28, 2009
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Parenthetical

Extra details inserted into a sentence (spoken or written). Usually the details are just relevant enough to be included, even though everything would be perfectly clear (though possibly less interesting) without them.
Everything in (parethesis) is a parenthetical, for example: "I have no regrets, thank God (and praise Satan)."
by Jollygoodsir September 29, 2015
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parentheses

things you can add around a number to indicate messages.
Lol who else has (0) in their inbox?

put those fine parentheses around a number like a great big hug. one you're not getting from any of your friends and/or followers/fans.
by v0ld3m0rt December 31, 2010
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Parenthesis

Half an ounce, usually of marijuana. Derived from the "O" which stands for an Ounce, if taken in half a "(" parenthesis is formed.
"So put the parenthesis here?"
"Yeah"
"Aight Thanks"
by ajj0017 December 19, 2014
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