the parachute

When a chick pulls her pussy lips apart and jumps around.

Hey Mary, are you trying to use your pussy like a the parachute and jump off the roof again?!

by Pussychute December 21, 2016

parachute

billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.

billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down

by pussywacker May 28, 2011

parachuting

When your underwear stick out over the top of your pants.

You could tell she was wearing granny panties because she was parachuting.

by boopbutterfly January 12, 2011

parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute

by Pothead January 13, 2005

parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.

If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...

by adventureboy April 19, 2009

Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina

She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.

by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012

parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.

Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.

by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010