Skip to main content

The Pap Smear

When you are a doctor and you are going down on a girl but you notice something is wrong so you diagnose her on the spot.
So I was going down on Christine and her vagina smelled fishy so I did The Pap Smear on her and diagnosed her with bacterial vaginosis.
by SlimTim June 25, 2016
mugGet the The Pap Smear mug.

PAP Smear

An event or situation that sounds just as good as getting pussy, but never really could be better than pussy. One can indicate an event is PAP Smear by placing ones index and middle finger next to each other and snorting them lenghtwise across and between ones upper lip and nose.
Yes! We're finally going to Disney Land. That's PAP Smear!
by lAl Encorre12 lPl February 26, 2011
mugGet the PAP Smear mug.

Pap smear

N. A person who listens to bands with guys that sing like girls. A person who dresses within the trends of hardcore, emo, pop-punk or indie-rock.

This word is not a synonym for "emo." Rather, it is a word to describe everyone who would be considered, "emo," "hardcore," "scene," etc.
by Iskool McBob November 19, 2010
mugGet the Pap smear mug.

papsmearded

overly bearded; so weird, you're growing a beard AND getting a papsmear
That was so papsmearded!
by kevin d December 13, 2004
mugGet the papsmearded mug.

pap smear

the sexual act of smearing pap (the traditional african food) onto the partners genitalia during intercourse to create justification for oral sex.
caroll paid for her annual pap smear.
by CosmiClovers May 9, 2010
mugGet the pap smear mug.

papshmear

after the gyno gives you a papsmear, he wipes it in your face thus creating a papshmear.
That asshole Joe the Gyno got some papshmear in my nose.
by click January 18, 2003
mugGet the papshmear mug.

papsmere

to smear poop on spouses chest
Please papsmere me!
by Dr. Papsmere October 9, 2008
mugGet the papsmere mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email