baby pandaphiliac 

noun.

(1) someone with an unnatural or social unacceptable attraction to baby pandas and baby panda media (videos, pictures, children stories involving pandas).

(2) someone who craves the soft supple flesh of a baby panda,which is traditionally barbecued.

(3) someone who is engaged in sweet sweet love with an underage panda.

my girl would have saved that child from the burning building, but she is a baby pandaphiliac and was salivating over some you tube video involving pandas on slides.

baby pandaphiliac by madking_the_artist November 28, 2012

Puntophilia 

Having an excessive zeal for Puntland, the autonomous regional state at the tip of the Horn

you're acts seem like puntophilia to me

Puntophilia by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019

pattiphilia 

sexual feelings directed towards hamburgers, bring sextuplet attracted to hamburgers (or cheeseburgers)

After fingering the patty in my hamburger, i realized i am in fact into pattiphilia.

pattiphilia by dalesnotokay March 16, 2022

PETAphilia 

a psychiatric disorder in which an adult has sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with an adult who exhibits costumed portrayal of their identity as an anthropomorphic animal, aka "furry", not exclusive of pedophilia (a psychiatric disorder in which an adult has sexual fantasies about or engages in sexual acts with a prepubescent child) as the two can nearly overlap if the furry happens to costume or identify as a prepubescent goat, ibex, or other capra offspring. Hence, PETA (people for the ethical treatment of animals) philia (love/lust) can overlap very nearly with pedophilia with a furry costumed and identifying as a sexually immature offspring from the capra genus (goats and similar).

Jackie was amused when she realized Kyrie was not called out for pedophilia, but his new girlfriend was quite fond of climbing on furniture while wearing cashmere goat skins and accessories, pretending for his sake to be a human-like baby goat; and therefore he was engaging in PETAphilia.

PETAphilia by TechnoButt February 4, 2024

Paraphilia Parry 

subverting expectations by acting like you're sexually into something another person has done.

Dan: I'm gonna stab you
Josh: Ahn! yes please!
Dan: What the fuck???
Josh: The Paraphilia Parry; works every time.

Paraphilia Parry by no good names work May 24, 2024