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Palisadian

Teenage Palisadian:
A resident of Pacific Palisades, an upscale community near Santa Monica. In particular, teenage Palisadians have a tendency to follow every trend blindly as it arises, from the "emo" trend to the "skater" trend to today's wigger trend. Most teenage boys play either water polo, lacrosse, soccer, or volleyball and sport either a mediocre tan or horrible freckles along with blonde hair from overexposure to the sun and chlorine. The pasttime of any one of these boys is to drink and smoke marijuana, party, go to another coastal town such as malibu, or any combination of the three, and more often than not, all three. Parties tend to be full of uninvited guests, slutty Palisadian girls, and stoner/jock boys, all of whom are either drunk, stoned, or both. At such parties, drama is bound to unfold from one teenage trifle or another; more often than not, someone will start a fight, pass out from intoxication, or do something to merit the cops being called. The result is person-to-person chatter that spreads the story around until everyone in the town knows it. When a Palisadian teenager dies from an alcohol related incident, such as DUI, the other teenagers mourn the passing as if an accident like that wasn't going to happen.
However, frightening realities such as death aren't enough to deter these children from their fun, so their fate is left to natural selection in hopes that the weak will be seeded out.
If one seeks to find a stereotype of a typical rich white boy or girl, then one need look no farther than Pacific Palisades
A typical conversation between Palisadian boys the day after a party:
Prima: "Oh dude how crazy was the party last night?"
Secunda: "Oh shit dude, I was so wasted."
Prima: "I know dude, oh man you were so beast at beer pong."
Secunda: "Oh yeah totally. Oh dude did you see (girl) last night?"
Prima: "Oh shit, yeah dude, she was so hot."
Secunda: "Yeah I know dude, she was totally wasted, and so she walked over to me and like, I totally hooked up with her."
Prima: "Ohhhh shiiiiiit."
Secunda: "I know, right dude? It was so crazy."
(Voices are "whispered" yet still loud enough to be audible to anyone nearby)
by Everyone sucks but me! January 26, 2009
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posting pals

Two people on a forum who always post after each other. This is either intentional because they're so dependent on each other they can't think for themselves, or it's by coincidence since they're always active on the forum. Sometimes other forum members think it's cute if the two are likeable, but most of the time it becomes annoying, especially if they post about things no one else cares about or they're part of a forum clique and bully other members.
"Why are those two always posting after each other all the time?"

"They're the forum's posting pals. They used to be funny but now no one can stand them."
by zongi zong June 30, 2012
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Palestinian chicken

Something that is beyond amazing, perfect, flawless or hilarious, the best ever.
That supermodel I bought home last night was Palestinian chicken man.
by The Witty Coiner July 28, 2011
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N64 Palms

Occurs when playing Nintendo 64.
Specifically during a game where you are required to move the joystick clockwise or counterclockwise very quickly and use your palm instead of one dinky finger. This results sometimes in the formation of calluses, and definitely uncomfortable pain for the next few days.
Most common cause: Mario Party mini-games (cast aways, tug o' war, deep sea divers...ect)
Jon: Hey you want to go throw the baseball?
Adam: No, I have fucking N64 Palms because i was playing Mario Party for 3 hours yesterday.
Jon: So did I.
Adam: But you used your thumb for tug o' war you pussy, i used my palms and thats why i won, but now my N64 Palms kill like a mofo.
by Jason13 March 20, 2006
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Caga Palos

Literary def: shits on sticks, basically someone that is always trying to fuck with someone else or always fucking shit up by bringing up stupid shit.
Big Block Bailey is a "caga palos" for talking shit about my picture skillz.
by SalinasRacer September 23, 2009
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Palisades Park

A Bergen County town where the population went from 80% Italian to 80% Korean in almost overnight. Broad Ave has turned not into China Town, but u guessed it, Korean town. Also Columbia Ave has one of the countries highest popuation of illegal aliens.
by BGFU May 10, 2006
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palms flat

1. A term used to describe an intense sexual experience that usually occurs, but isn't limited to prisons and penitentiaries. The act is so rough that the receiver of the act finds themselves pinned palms flat against a wall or floor. This can be common during surprise butt sex or other surprise sex maneuvers.

2. A phrase that describes how hard you got owned or were defeated by another person, group, entity or poltergeist.
"Why you walking like that?"
"Girl, Tevon got me palms flat last night. I won't be walking right for a week."
by Nevan April 25, 2017
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