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Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.
Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!
by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008
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Palestinian punch

In Super Smash Bros when you use a bomb or mine to blow both your character and your foe up. Best justed when your foe in near you you throw a mine down and grab you foe until you both go boom.
Smith: HaHa you lost
Sam: Shut up, you're just mad that I Palestinian punched your ass.
by Sam Robbins July 7, 2007
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palestinian helicopter

A sex act consisting of a man (or a woman with a strap-on), the pilot, bent over backwards in a "wheel-pose" with an erection where a women (or man), the rotor, is on top being penetrated while doing a split. At this point, you would get the two (or more) members of this fucked-up orgy to grab a leg of the person on top and proceed to spin them around resembling a Palestinian helicopter. Adding more people to this past-time will increase torque and thus increase the angular velocity of the person on top.
Happy: "So my girlfriend does ballet and I think I'm going to ask her to be the rotor in my Palestinian Helicopter at the orgy later."

Irina: "Cool, can I come and watch?"

Happy: "Yeah, we can def use more people to help with the spinning."
by Red Hot Capsicums November 27, 2014
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Palestinian Hang Glider

A Palestinian Hang Glider is used exclusively when the skin of a mans scrotum is stuck to both of his thighs. Like batwinging but worse.
Hold on i have a Palestinian Hang Glider going on.
by Cooterslicke October 18, 2023
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Jesus was Palestinian

A nativizing settler-colonial narrative used by descendants of Arab colonists to falsely claim a Jew as Arab. Just as wrong, and offensive, as saying Montezuma was Spanish.
"Jesus was Palestinian"
"Wow, so that's why he was called King of the Palestinians"
by Der Emes December 28, 2020
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The Palestinian caucus

A subsection of the squad in the us house of representatives
Aoc, Ayanna Presley and Cory Bush are NOT part of the Palestinian caucus, since they aren't even Muslim.
by Sexydimma May 22, 2021
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Palestinianism

The ideology that puts Palestinian militant nationalism above all other causes world-wide and is usually characterized as a movement that attaches itself in a parasitic way to other activist movements - Only taking attention away from the host cause and never contributing to it's advancement.

The objective of this ideology is to raise funds and support from Western activists, but the Maximalist nature of their objectives (usually the destruction of Israel) makes their struggle an impossibility. Therefore the spread of this ideology can go on forever and that makes it attractive for organizers since they can parasitize other movements indefinitely and make a living this way.
Those girls don't really care about environmental activism, they practice Palestinianism so they wave Palestinian flags at any event regardless of the cause.
by Crate 🌐 April 25, 2022
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