A small Pennsylvania town, Populace consisting of Fat, toothless retards. Child molestors,Crack heads,Herion users,and some of the worlds most disqusting hookers. You can find these fine grade "A" palmerton whores on any street corner. and you may wonder where all the men in this town are. Well we found that these fat toothless fagots hide out in a place called the cock haus at the edge of town and suck each others dicks till their throts have formed blisters.And if you graduated from the "300 pound" club of slatington/walnutport.you'll love the "400 club" here.
Bobby cried himself to sleep at night because he lived in Slatington, So he moved to Palmerton, Within one week he placed a .45 beneth his head to end it all.
by mattmatt March 23, 2008
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Palmerton Health Network just sent me a paper in the mail saying I was approved from a certain corporation, and the corporation sent me a letter saying they needed proof of income or I'm not accepted.
Palmerton Health Network is full of nazi killing syco and jews who are homophobes.
Palmerton Health Network is full of nazi killing syco and jews who are homophobes.
by billygoatvogue May 1, 2010
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A place where insane people live. Insane food. A town with liars and dark people that try to find wierd times to hang out with normal people. Insane things to do. Infested with drugs and losers. Insane talk. Poor tastes. Some kind of wierd compulsiveness and just completely lack self confidense. Kindof like a hobo. They make up places they work or things that they are doing. Are ugly and have deranged looks in their eyes. On top of that they are assholes. The town itself is just sad. They are wierd and scary.
Everyone I have met from Palmerton has lied while they talked to me.
The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."
The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.
The girl from Palmerton walked to my house to bum a cigarette off me and told me she was at a wild party in her town when she was 14 years old. Talked about a boy. "Yeah we did star six nine."
The boy from Palmerton lied about his job and asked me on a date, he seemed slow.
by europopian September 1, 2009
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Ethan: Omg mate did you hear what happened last night?
Alan: No what happened?
Ethan: Darren got a dirty paighton from Lucy last night.
Alan: No fucking way bro, that shit must have smelt.
Alan: No what happened?
Ethan: Darren got a dirty paighton from Lucy last night.
Alan: No fucking way bro, that shit must have smelt.
by Yachunckyboi May 4, 2019
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Get the paigton mug.An individual whom hails from Palmerton, PA and has since relocated else where and thinks it's wise idea to ride out a storm, where it is in fact very clearly not the most wise idea. They, the Palmertonian, think this is a wise idea because of the "Real Weatherfolk".
"If you're in Tampa and you are deciding to stay and ride out the storm, you're not an idiot, you're a palmertonian!"
by Fuh-ker September 26, 2022
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