Paid Actor

A player in an online game that exists to make a streamer/content creator seem better than they are

Streamer gets a high K/D
Chat:PAID ACTORS

by BozoNightmare July 10, 2022

paid and laid

The act of receiving monetary compensation for a good or service within the same time span of engaging in sexual activity.

David: dude, i totally got my paycheck from Coldstone today.

Spencer: sick, I got paid by Kams today and pounded Gayle. That's what I call paid and laid.

by Trynasasaurs Rex July 6, 2010

gettin paid

When you're taking a dump at work on the clock, you're gettin paid to poop.

Jim:Where the hell have you been, Bill? The meeting started 5 minutes ago!

Bill:Gettin paid

Jim:<high fives Bill>

by The Ant Christ March 28, 2016

paid shit

Taking a shit while your on the job.

It's time for my 3pm paid shit

by crackh0 May 30, 2008

paid programming

what is on when youve accidently fallen asleep in front of the tv, or when your too lazy to turn off the tv because your on the internet.
also known as infomercials

john: agh tv woke me up in the middle of the night, paid programming was on
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.

matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean

by jeny April 6, 2008

Paid cheese

Paid Cheese is the best rapper. Paid cheese runs up a check and fucks your bitch when he's bored. He balls on his haters on instagram and doesnt pay attention to fuck shit.

Damn bro, paid cheese just fucked my bitch again last night and upped roll on me!

by Boss_Man222 March 16, 2017

Paid For Whore

A slut or drunk girl that you bought things(dinner,jewlery) for in order to have sex with her.

Dude that paid for whore was a waste of money

by Bones Baby November 3, 2009