Paddleboat

A show of affection to your bros. In which you gentle fondle your bros balls with you fingers and say the word paddleboat.

I went up to my bro and did a paddleboat on his balls

by The-most-dangerous-wanker May 27, 2021

piddlepots

The unexpected up-rising of poo from the toilet and floats on the surface.

I was about to flush the toilet when I saw a piddlepots.

by PlasmaBeno December 27, 2010

Paddleboat

when you rub your hands between a woman's breasts, motorboat style.

she bent forward toward me, but i was eating a donut and so my mouth was full, so i shoved my hand into her cleavage and paddleboated her.

by The Jello Fetus September 1, 2016

paddle pop

when a guy fucks a guy or girl in the ass and makes him/her suck his shit covered penis after.

bitch! come here and let me fuck ur ass... if you're good i'll give you a chocolate paddle pop when were done.

by mado as September 4, 2006

paddlecock

A game created by male cheerleaders.

JIM- hey jorge you want to play paddlecock
Jorge- Yeah! BUT I get to be the paddle.

by Brett Morgan Howie October 2, 2007

poodlepopper

Someone who enjoys banging poodles.

I don't like Jim too much. I hear he's a poodlepopper.

by Deuchebagge March 25, 2009

mississippi paddleboat

Having multiple people positioned in a circle completing the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the male holds his own penis.

See Dutch Rudder for the singular and instructions.

Whilst down in the bayou me and the boys from the gator wrestling squad wanted to try the Dutch Rudder, but as there were twelve of us we ended up doing the Mississippi Paddleboat.

by Deconius November 15, 2016