PAB

Any person who can best be defined as a Pussy Ass Bitch. Its that guy in high school who runs his mouth because he knows you cant hit him without being suspended. It is that police officer who acts tough because she has a badge pinned to her uniform. It is that teacher who hides behind big words but really lacks any real knowledge or understanding. If you have never encountered a PAB, you are either extremely lucky or a PAB yourself.

Person 1: Do you remember that guy in high school who wore sleeveless shirts every day and always talked a lot of shit?

Person 2: The guy who you wanted to kick the shit out of but couldnt because he would run and cry to the principal if you did?

Person 1: Yeah. What a PAB.

by BearJuda January 10, 2012

PAB

Pretty Amazing Buddy

Person 1: Hey man, you know Peter?
Person 2: Yea man, I love Peter! He's a PAB of mine.

by rocketmountainlion March 17, 2015

pabbing

When you take your pubes and throw them onto someone else's face.

I pabbed your mom last night in bed.

by SkankyKong May 8, 2005

PAB

Pimpin' Ass Bitchin'
The sexiest, Coolest thing that you had ever seen.
or
An indescribable feeling of utmost joy and horniness.

*sees a girl in the nastiest, sexiest yoga pants he's ever seen*

Dude. Thats soo PAB.
I've never seen something soo PAB as that.
Shit man that's PAB!!

by Da VolkDaddy May 12, 2013

PAB

pathetic ass boy: a boy who thinks he is really cool and awesome and has friends, but really everyone else just wonders why he doesnt realize how obnoxious he is

omg kelly, don't you think david is a complete and total PAB? why would he ever disrespect hot girls by commenting on that. I wish he would realize that everyone thinks he has no life and nobody wants to be his friend...

by anorexic_chick January 4, 2011

PABS

Passive Aggressive Bitch Slap
When you have a situation/conversation with another....In which afterwards you the other person reassures you all is well.....
Then 7-10 days later you receive a scathing email about how the situation/conversation has unsettled them... They then retreat and refuse to
talk about the situation.
Equivalent to the emotional sucker punch.....

After having a conversation, that I was reassured went fine, I was PABSed 7 days later.

by Riggins1 December 3, 2009

PABS

Usually explaining someone's Ab's when their name starts with a 'P'.

Jason: Damn Dude, Pebo's Got Some Ab's!

Brandon: Nawww Man! Those Are His PABS!

by jasonmzmza August 21, 2010