pussywhipped

The enviable state of being the happy boyfriend or husband of a beautiful sexy woman when all your male friends are single and bitter.

"Sorry, guys, I'm hitting a club with my girl tonight, so I can't come over for poker night. Yeah, yeah, I'm pussywhipped, whatever, but she looks better in a dress than any of you."

by Arcane Rose August 25, 2007

pussywhipped

To be so partial to a woman one has feelings for that ones behavioral patterns are severly altered away from masculine traits

Goran was so pussywhipped he spent his lunch with the girls instead of playing soccer

by Imogen September 05, 2003

pussywhipped

the state of being focused solely and at the expense of all else on the wellbeing of your pet cat.

Daniel is totally pussywhipped by his crippled and retarded mongrel cat, Starbug.

by maestrosity February 13, 2008

pussywhip

a guy who is whipped, yet still gets no ass for it

Steve Bushnell is a pussywhipped by Dana Perrinello.

by Will is God November 07, 2004

Pussywhipped

Being at your significant other's beckoning call... all the time.

"Hey Frank you want to play video games?"

"No man, I have to call my girlfriend for the 5th time today."

"Dude, you're so pussywhipped!"

by Tito2012 March 28, 2012

pussywhipped

To be henpecked to the point of surrendering your own will to that of your wife. See also Jeffrey Quinlan.

"My wife yelled at me for buying stuff on Ebay!"

by Don't Tell January 20, 2005

Pussywhipped

When you have a cat named Frankie that is an asshole to you all day but then wants to cuddle and immediately youre pussywhipped

Frankie: *claws you away scratching at you being a douche canoe cause he’s in a mood*

Me: fine be that way I’m not dealing with this today

Frankie: comes to me to snuggle up

Me: OH OKAAAAAAYYYYYY FRANKIEEEEEE
*whip cracks* ——> PUSSYWHIPPED

by frankiesknight1234 April 09, 2020