pussywhipped

The enviable state of being the happy boyfriend or husband of a beautiful sexy woman when all your male friends are single and bitter.

"Sorry, guys, I'm hitting a club with my girl tonight, so I can't come over for poker night. Yeah, yeah, I'm pussywhipped, whatever, but she looks better in a dress than any of you."

by Arcane Rose August 31, 2007

pussywhipped

To be so partial to a woman one has feelings for that ones behavioral patterns are severly altered away from masculine traits

Goran was so pussywhipped he spent his lunch with the girls instead of playing soccer

by Imogen September 5, 2003

pussywhipped

the state of being focused solely and at the expense of all else on the wellbeing of your pet cat.

Daniel is totally pussywhipped by his crippled and retarded mongrel cat, Starbug.

by maestrosity February 13, 2008

pussywhip

a guy who is whipped, yet still gets no ass for it

Steve Bushnell is a pussywhipped by Dana Perrinello.

by Will is God November 6, 2004

Pussywhipped

Being at your significant other's beckoning call... all the time.

"Hey Frank you want to play video games?"

"No man, I have to call my girlfriend for the 5th time today."

"Dude, you're so pussywhipped!"

by Tito2012 August 16, 2012

pussywhipped

To be henpecked to the point of surrendering your own will to that of your wife. See also Jeffrey Quinlan.

"My wife yelled at me for buying stuff on Ebay!"

by Don't Tell January 20, 2005

pussywhipped

How Jake McClintock is with his girlfriend of two months.

"Hey Jake, do you want to have a barbecue on Saturday?"

"I can't, dude. I am going to be in Martinez with Kelly."

"You're one pussywhipped bitch!"

by Tampico Court August 13, 2018