Ex-posure

When unintentionally exposed to an ex girlfriend or boyfriend.

“Yo, was that your ex at the party last night?”

“Yeah, total ex-posure dude, I had to split and smoke a fatty in the garage.”

by ex-posed dude April 12, 2014

posuer

Someone who "jumps on the bandwagon" or, pretends to be something they aren't because it'll make them cool and/or popular. It's not labeled specifically to any one type of person. (i.e. not all posuers are trying to be goth or punk)

Avril Lavigne is a posuer, she acts punk because its the cool thing currently.

by Emu August 4, 2003

Pussuasion

The power of pussy over men.

She used her pussuasion to get her new BMW.

by Russ W August 4, 2007

bud posuer

somebody who says they smoke weed or act like a stoner, But in reality have never done pot and are probally to scared too.

hey man look at that kid he is such a bud posuer

by goooooogle bob September 4, 2006

Exit Pursued By A Bear

When you're having sex with a fat, burly, hairy gay man, and he informs you that he has AIDS.

David: Oh my gawwwd! This is the best sex I've ever had!!!

Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.

David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!

Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)

David: Fuck you, man!

(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)

Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.

(Exit pursued by a bear)

by Baby Got Bareback November 23, 2009

the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called

there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007

Green Day posuer

someone who claims to be a green day fan, but only owns american idiot, and EVEN SO only listens to tracks 1, 3, 4 and 11.(american idiot, holiday, blvd. of broken dreams, and wake me up when sept. ends) also thinks that american idiot was green day's first cd. can not recognize billie without eyeliner, black hair or a tie(and do not know that he is MARRIED). if you are a real green day fan, it is EXTREAMLY difficult to prevent yourself from chewing these people out, screaming at them, or bitch slapping them. you just sit there and you eye twitches.

{acctual converstion between me and my longtime friend}

Green Day posuer{Lesya}: aaaah! green day is so great! i love them!
Green Day fan{Me}: ohmagosh! no way! you two? i love them so much! i'm obsessed! my favorite's kerplunk. you?
L: ? huH?
M: ... uhm..... ok, i figured out how to play king for a day! wanna hear?
L: uhmmm... what now?
M: .... do you like are we the waiting..??
L: uuuhhh... o wait! yea, i heard taht one like twise! i really only like listen to american idiot, blvd of broken dreams, you know.
M: ... *twitch*twitch... i am trying /really/ hard not to hate you right now, lesya.... {internally growls}

by mrs.dirnt April 28, 2006