by Arminkshipper July 14, 2024
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/ˈprezəns kweef/
A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
/ˈprezəns kweef/
A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.
• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”
by Ashfires September 3, 2025
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A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:
--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers
--Knows when and where to move within the pocket
--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers
--Knows when and where to move within the pocket
--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
by cajunchick February 27, 2010
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User: Whenever I try to configure my printer, it never.... hay, it's working fine. I promise I wasn't making it up...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
Tecchie: It's OK. Just Midas Presence kicking in...
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In another saying: Presence seems to be very thick today.
Presence: A wonderful god that will always be with you. Presence can become very sparkly.
In another saying: Presence seems to be very thick today.
Presence: A wonderful god that will always be with you. Presence can become very sparkly.
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