Futa until proven bulgeless

A rule that states anyone has a dick unless proven otherwise by the applier of the rule.

Sorry girl, but you're guilty of being futa until proven bulgeless.

by WhoStolzTaCookie December 2, 2021

Straight until proven gay

If my friend says your gay shows me evidence that I am gay then that’s straight to proven gay

“Omg Ellie your so gay!!!”- Emelie “you wanna back that up buttercup? 😐”- Ellie *shows prove* (straight until proven gay)

by anonymous October 17, 2021

proven-theory

A theory that is testable and/or observable, and the conclusion to the results and/or observations must follow the rules of logic.

Scientific theory is now corrupted, proven-theory has clear rules that must be followed.

by ItachiUchiha360 April 17, 2015

provenance

the place that sth originally came from

All the furniture is of English provenance

by aterzgar September 30, 2017

proven by suga_trbl

it’s basically the physic desten saying to deedee that her best friend will like her back because she can predict future.

dee - i like her so much, i can’t wait to see her again tomorrow.
desten - having crushes are fun and on top of that its proven by suga_trbl that someone is more likely to like u back once they figure out you like them.

by zzzzzd January 20, 2021

Provenance Pickle

An involuntary bowel movement upon hearing the value of an antiquity.

Charlotte was on Antiques Roadshow with that ugly painting she had hanging behind the chiffonier in her boudoir. When she found out it was worth $69,0000 she lost control and beefed a Provenance Pickle into her bloomers.

by Beef Mcgriddle February 13, 2021

Provened

To be proven; to prove.

I just provened that you're bad.

by flynnn June 20, 2022