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Paddocking

The WLW/lesbian variant of ''simping''.
''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''
by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020
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Paddocked

To screw up.
To fail.
To take something useful and turn it into failure.
I really paddocked that one.

Bill Buckner really paddocked the Red Sox.
by OttSens08 August 24, 2008
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Paddockwood

A hill-billy town in Saskatchewan, Canada. also another word for an Indian Rez.
Man, you from Paddockwood?!
by nigger 3D July 11, 2011
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Paddock

Paddock; A room in one's home or at a swingers club that contains toys to ride to obtain sexual gratification such as a Sybian, pommel horse with penis, inflatable bouncing ball with penis, tables with dildos, etc.
While at the new swinger's club, my wife and I entered a room called the Paddock. We found several Sybians and cock balls occupied by women all in various stages of orgasm. There were also two pommel horses with cocks.
by 0neHugeWang! July 4, 2023
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Carol Paddock

a fucking bitch that is sexist to fucking boys gives sudden quizes out of fucking no way
by idontfuckingliebozo September 26, 2022
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