To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.
by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018
Get the Porchedmug. by PinkEmeraldd January 22, 2023
Get the Porchmug. noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.
"I love porching fresh meat!"
"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."
"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."
"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
by freshporch06 September 5, 2006
Get the porchingmug. by FirstDegreeMurder July 19, 2003
Get the The Porchmug. Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.
by Porching Creator October 31, 2013
Get the porchingmug. Man#walks up to old Irish womans house knocks on the door and asks do you have any work for me?
# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf
# Irish woman # yeah you can paint my porch# #man# no problem but that's not a (Porsche )it's a BMW ,,,,,, porche? Wtf
by 373johncon#uwc March 9, 2020
Get the Porchemug. Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
Get the Porchingmug.