Plo Kooning

Kinky new fad that kids of Metro Detroit take part in during their free time and immense boredom. The actual act varies from group to group, but almost all variations of Plo Kooning involve a luffa, body wash, and an open mind.

Man, kids these days. All they think about is their meth and their Plo Kooning

by GJVD July 18, 2009

PLO-50

A Soviet flamethrower fueled by three tanks containing the necessary gels & compounds to shoot a line of fire.

"China still uses PLO-50's in their military, for flamethrower units."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

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This is the farthest reach of boredom, typing and going all-in with the double pillar technique. Congrats.

"Hey, what's your favorite word?"
"Banana."
"Mine's aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki;plo';p'zacdxsvfcdbgvfnhbgmjnh,kmj.l,k/;.l'/;'"

by aqdeswfrdegtfrhygtjuhykijuloki April 8, 2019

Plos

Parent looking over shoulder

Used when u don't want your parents knowing what your talking bout or if u want the other person to shut up or change subject!

Friend: ye we gunna get high?
Me:plos
Friend: ight how's your homework?

by Yep I'm dave April 14, 2017

Plo Krams

secretly kanye west

“I think that might be kanye west bro”

“Nah that’s just Plo Krams”

by B.Eano February 17, 2024

PLOS

Parent Looking Over Shoulder

I can't say PLOS.

by Dannic April 26, 2015

Plos (Pleios)

Past
Living
Obsession
Syndrome

Symptoms:
- Ignorance before knowledge
- Shock
- Sweaty pits
- Combustion of the heart
- Inflation

Cure:
- THERE IS NO CURE! Evidence shows patients get PLOS once introduced to a certain specimen

*4 SECONDS UNTIL DEATH ONCE YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DIAGNOSED BY A CERTIFIED DOCTOR WITH THE DISEASE*

Iqbal is a sad boy who gave up on life and realized how sad and down he was after Grade 10 Civics/Careers. Thinking something was wrong, he visited a doctor and the doctor finally diagnosed him of Plos (Pleios). Iqbal's last words were: "Wait, what?" Until his heart exploded and he combusted from the inside out.

by Joe Patrick Smith December 1, 2010