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Ponte Las Pilas

Spanish. Imperative form.
To be proactive, to work harder, to become less naïve
"I got ghosted by that girl I told you about."
"Ponte las pilas, bro. You're always getting played."
by user7359 June 30, 2021
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Sovereign Pontiff

1. n. The Pope, Bishop of Rome, Patriarch of the West, temporal Sovereign/Monarch of the Papal States (pre-1870) & of Vatican City/Holy See (1929 - present), Vicar of Christ on Earth, Supreme Head of the Catholic Church. At his Coronation, he receives the Triple Tiara/Crown with the words : "Receive the Tiara adorned with three crowns, and know that Thou art the Father of Princes & Kings, Pontiff of the World, and Vicar of our Saviour Jesus Christ."

2. n. all-powerful badass wit loads of cash, bling n connections.
1. n. The Sovereign Pontiff was seated on the Leonine Throne as the Cardinal deacon placed the Triple Crown upon the Pope's head.

2. n. Dude, don't fuck wit Tony... that badass mofo got it all ...dope-ass mansion, tricked out MB, gold roly, bling n hoes comin out his fuckin ass! Mess wit him...he'll fuckin pope you bro...he's like da fuckin Sovereign Pontiff
by matt8869 January 16, 2008
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Pontiac G8

A pretty decent car that goes up to 70 in about 2 seconds without you knowing it and it has BASS.
OMG this car is going fast...it must be a Pontiac G8
by Mike63 November 9, 2009
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Pontiac T1000

The most badass car known to man. Some of these vehicles are used in dirt track racing. Most fun car to ever own, even though they are old. Legend has it one has gone 85 mph in reverse. It was produced from 1981-87.

All of the guys want to own a T1000. All the bitches want to be in the T1000.
by Murph23 March 21, 2011
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Rusty Pontoon

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
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Pontiac G6

A midsized luxury car produced from 2004-2010, made to replace the god-awful Pontiac Grand AM. Different models include a sedan, coupe, and convertible. All in all a quality car with good looks and a kick ass interior.
Person 1: I just got a Pontiac G6 GT
Person 2: lucky
by Randomwordposter February 27, 2014
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Brown Pontiac

Pink Cadillac's ugly neighbor, the asshole.
Since my man wanted to take a ride on the Hershey Highway, I told him to leave the Pink Cadillac in the garage and take a ride in my Brown Pontiac instead.
by Jenn Atailya January 10, 2010
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