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"That hipster kid thinks he's really cool because he likes the Pixies, but he doesn't know shit about music."
by H-Hu December 24, 2008
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pixies, the

pre-grunge indie 80s band.
odd chords.
where is my mind is fight club closer song.
kim deal and frank black noteable members.
by julie November 7, 2003
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Cell Phone Pixies

Cell Phone Pixies are mischievious creatures who live in your phone. When you are not paying attention, they will magically call India, spam votes for someone on American Idol, and try to download a movie to your iPhone. When you get $45 usage fees on your next bill, all you have to do is call customer service and say you never ever used your phone to do that and they will believe you and reverse the charges.
Customer: "There's no way in hell I went over my daytime minutes! I never go over! It must have been the cell phone pixies."

Agent: "I fully trust you and will take your word for it. I'll reverse the fee right now! Just call us back any time those pixies fuck with your phone and we'll take care of it for you. Don't bother getting for a plan with more minutes so you're only paying $5 more per month rather than $200!"
by magicchalkboard December 19, 2009
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The Pixies

A legendary underground band that consists of Frank Black (vocals/guitar), Joey Santiago (guitar), Kim Deal (bass), and David Lovering (drums). They formed in Boston on 1986, and after releasing five albums on their label 4AD, they disbanded in 1993.

The Pixies are the most influential pioneers of the late '80s alt/rock movement, and effectively blazed the path for groups like Nirvana, Radiohead and Pearl Jam to rise to superstardom.

In 2004, The Pixies have reunited which is indeed, very good news for music.
The Pixies are co-headlining the 2004 Coachella festival with Radiohead. This will be the first time they have ever performed together in more than a decade.
by Athena Kay February 21, 2004
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tissue pixies

1. The pixies that you hope will replenish the toilet paper when you've just used the last of it but are in too much of a hurry to replenish yourself.

2. The pixies that stole the last of the toilet tissue when you could swear there was at least half a roll 4 hours ago.

3. The pixies that laugh at you when you've just survived a spine chilling bout of diarrhea only to discover that the tissue pixies are not on your side today. The only thing within arm's reach that you can wipe your ass with is one last whispy sheet of toilet roll. The pixies leave this one sheet just to watch you attempt to use it.
"For Chrissake Pete! Who do you think puts a new toilet roll out? The goddam Tissue Pixies?"

Jack: "Linda? Can you come in here and pass me a new roll of toilet paper?"
Linda: "I only put a new one out this morning. I swear the tissue pixies are back"

Mike: "Phew, I could have shit through the eye of a needle!... dammit! Who the hell used the last of the tissue?"
Pixies: "Snigger"
by Houdinia December 9, 2008
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Poo Pixies

Flies. See Fecal Fairies; Log Lepricauns & Excrement Elves. All lingering about or on fecal matter.
The country farm cloud tured out to be a swarm of Poo Pixies.
by Dan Brew August 15, 2006
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Estate Pixies

British teenage girls' habit of contrasting bright coloured tops with dark (usually Black or Brown), knee length boots.
Any shopping mall, low rent housing estate or street corner and they'll be there!
by Reynard Redux February 15, 2005
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