No Penis Cap

No penis cap basically mean that their not lying or capping on their dick when it comes to the amount of sexual partner they had.

Sometimes people write it like this 🚫🍆🧢.

Did you really have sex with that chick Kayla?

Aye no penis cap I definitely smashed her.

by Itzkwann February 10, 2022

Penis Man

Penis Man

Penis Man
Does whatever a penis can
Slings his nut, any size
Always aims for your eyes

Here comes the penis man

Don’t get caught by penis man he’ll sling his nut in your eyes

by Slicedbapdrs January 17, 2020

Penis Man

A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.

"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."

by unspokenAsianKid January 31, 2020

creme de la penis

Sperm. High quality Sperm.

baise moi monsieur, you got your creme de la penis all over my very very expensive knickers.

by Rm18.K September 3, 2018

Gleenis Penis

A penis with the qualities of a Gleenis.

Hard, Durable in wet conditions, varies in size, Can be a wide variety of colours, environmentally friendly, easy to maintain, easy to install.

Female: Are you good in bed?

Guy: Well... I have a Gleenis Penis.

Female: Take me now!

by M?th Is Fun June 13, 2017

Penis

Something used to fuck someone’s mom last night after dying in a cod lobby.

P1: *dies to P2*
Also P1: I fucked your mom last night.
P2: Not cool man she k*illed herself.
P1: Oh, I’m sorry man-
P2: After seeing your tiny penis!

by Catchy10 January 15, 2022

Adjusted Penis Size

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared

Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

by Ingrid Cole June 21, 2011