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Muddy Pinecone

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.
Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.
by P-Cone June 2, 2020
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chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!
dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone
by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009
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pinecrest

A secretly fancy and pretentious area of Miami, Florida. It became a "township" out of nothing about 5 years ago for no apparent reason. This glorious transformation was marked by the razing of the former "peasant" houses that dotted the landscape, and the construction of insane amounts of mansions. Also, they made everyone plant a bunch of trees. Pinecrest is fancier than anyplace else, simply because it is Pinecrest. People in Pinecrest are mandated to end their most pretentious sentences with the phrase "Mmm-yes" to symbolize their elitism.
1) Guy 1: Dude, why are the friggin roads in pinecrest so confusing and squiggly.
Guy 2: To keep the poor people away.

2) Guy: Yes, i'm from pinecrest. You can tell because there's a pond in my aviary.
by Zolem April 16, 2008
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Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.
Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.
by Crapspatula June 10, 2005
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anti pine cones

Person 1: "Man I love being smelly"
Person 2: "The anti pine cones would knock your ass out.
by skengmanjiggy December 20, 2022
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dammit pinecone

whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.
-OUCH I STUBBED MY flippin FOOT!!! DAMMIT PINECONE!!!
by tadertodd December 14, 2010
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pop out a pinecone

you stay her while i go and pop out a pinecone
by havalaf November 5, 2009
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